Sometimes I think it’s okay to just admit that you like looking at certain kinds of people naked and that’s okay.
I have had the less friendly iteration of this message bouncing around in my head all week. Thank you Cube!!!!
Heathers: The Musical (World Premiere Cast Recording) - Meant to Be Yours
The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.
Riza probably puts out outfits for Roy so he doesn’t wear a Hawaiian shirt, khaki shorts, black socks and sandals
Oh sure bring up the one day she slipped
OH, DAMN… IT’S NOTHING! IT’S STUPID! YOU KNOW THOSE BLACK SHOES? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID. I BOUGHT THIS BLACK DRESS TO GO WITH THOSE BLACK SHOES, WHICH I FORGOT TO PACK. I HAVE 6 OTHER PAIR OF SHOES, 2 OF WHICH ARE RUNNING SHOES IN CASE YOU’RE UP FOR A LITTLE GAME LATER. AND NOW I’M DOUBLY SCREWED BECAUSE I HAVE 2 BLACK DRESSES AND NO BLACK SHOES. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, “WHO CARES WHAT COLOR SHOES SHE’S WEARING?” BUT BELIEVE ME, WOMEN NOTICE.
oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and